I really thought this cat looked normal when I rescued him from the Humane Society.
This, is the wild thing WITHOUT catnip. Stone cold sober. Let it be stated for the record, right after this the thing actually threw an SOS pad at me. Yes, I mean he picked it up with his right paw, and tossed it my way striking me in the face, and with no re-Morris… ( Get it? Morris?)
He’s on probation.