Uh -Oh- Mailbag Time! Questions Only We Dare Answer! Warning Laughter Ahead!

“Dear DLMK.- I need your advice. Only lately have I been freed up enough to discuss this. Here goes..

I have NEVER ever felt like a poor and broke person. But every time I look in my wallet I still see nothing. Well today and after seeing what a glorious time Mz B. Jenner had, I  am officially taking control of my inner being.

I am coming out as a RICH PERSON! Next time I dig in my pockets I believe I will find my wallet stuffed!

If i look and its empty then im still poor. But if it appears full of cash then its who I really am. There is a message for someone in there…

My question is will I still be accepted at places like the dollar store? Thank you. I’m a big fan!

Sincerely,,

Coming into money-Texas.


Dear Coming into money thanks for your bold question! I want to first congratulate you on getting in touch with who this universe REALLY intended you to be! You have a wonderful life ahead. Dont sweat the Dollar Store. Heck I would walk by each day flaunting a new RICH store bag! That should get to them. Good Luck!-DLMK Staff


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Dear DLMK-

I am absolutely disgusted with what is still going on in this political fight between Trump and Hillary. Here is what irks me to no end. I believe Trump alluded to the idea that if we had suffered another economic collapse, that he surely would have taken advantage of it by buying up more real estate. What happened to the ” Presidential” in the president? It is obvious that Mr Trump has no idea how sacred the office of the president really is. To even think of using his position for personal gain or pleasure is deplorable.

Has this man no morals? What do you think?

Sincerely yours,

William Jefferson Clinton

 

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Dear President Clinton We have no response at the current time, and yes we remember we owe you a box of Cubans for coming on the show last month. They are on the way.

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Dear DLMK!

I have been a follower of yours for many years  and enjoyed your posts and in-depth information about mental illness, addiction, and all the kid issues. I wanted to thank you for your sensitivity ahead of time as I ask you this question. I don’t want everyone knowing. Here goes.. I suffer from chronic halitosis and constant flatulence. Lately however I have gotten into the habit of always wanting to be right in front of the blast that comes from either end. I just cannot help it – it is like a compulsive behavior. Whenever I start manuever myself to be in the direction of my breath, a belch or if I will be breaking wind I start picking my nose obsessively. How can I get some help for these things?

Sincerely,

Smelly Shelly in Boston.


Dear Shelly, I have consulted with the team on your case and it just so happens we are all pretty booked up for quite a long time. We don’t take nut jobs around here anyhow. I would think about inpatient hospitalization at this point. Thanks for the compliment about being sensitive. However there is a line Shelley. You have crossed it.  Do you have vodka running through your shower or something? You are disturbed and need help. As I said we are currently full. Forever. God Bless ..

Sincerely ,

The DLMK !

 

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