The New Christian Church? Are We Going Too Far? …UPDATED..

Is This Right?

I was reading yesterday about a new sect of Christianity that is gaining momentum. Its called ” Throwback Christianity ” by some because of its blend of old a new testament traits. They applied for, and expect to be granted shortly all the necessary licenses that would make them official.

The whole concept of Jesus dying on the cross is still there, but with a twist. For example on the TC ( Throwback Church) each Saturday on the Sabbath you have to do something that was done in the old testament to acknowledge Christ’s sacrifice. You have to sacrifice an animal as they did back then, not for your sins to be forgiven, but in remembrance of Christs blood sacrifice. However whatever animal you do sacrifice you must do it in a public place like in a park.  So the whole world can see.

The church itself comes with certain guidelines.

1-If your child commits a sexual sin, they must have a public mocking where they are stoned but not to death. They gather all the local church members in a park or the woods and the child must stand on a picnic table totally naked, and be stoned for the amount of time the sin lasted. If they spent 20 minutes on internet porn then they are stoned naked for 20 minutes.  On the flip side-when that happens the father of the boy MUST have sex with a prostitute that same day in front of everyone as defilement for not being a good parent. The prostitute must be fed to alligators immediately after so that none of the wicked spirit she had in here remains on earth.

2-The application also said it is requesting that anyone who interrupts any ceremony being held by the church are subject to the same shame/stoning of the person being disciplined.

3- One unusual request is that any official member of the sect is to be exempt from all traffic laws. As a matter of fact if there is a church related emergency and a member needs a vehicle,  the general public is required to give them their car right away, even if it’s in the middle of the highway or any road. Anyone who does not do this can be executed by the TB church on the spot.

4-Woman are to submit to their husbands as the bible says but in a little different fashion. Daily pedicures and home cooked meals all must be performed while chanting the name of the husband. Failure to do so can result in the tongue being severed from the wife.

5-Any worship center ( currently occupied ) that TB church takes a liking to means the church must leave the property right away, but leave it worship ready. If the church staff fails to do so within a 3 days, they are jailed for blasphemy to the one true church and discrimination of religious rights. The jail sentence is one year for each day it took the church to vacate.

6- If a police officer stops them, once they show their ID, they are to be let go within 60 seconds, or they have the right to arrest the officer on the spot for violating their religious rights.

7- Any leader in the TB church has a right to any of the lower Christian’s pastor’s wives or daughters for sexual purposes. If the daughter is over 5 years or older she may be sold within the TB church for young men to enjoy and practice on for when they get their own wives.

8- Weapons laws do not apply and any weapon a member sees in a shop is to be given to them free.

The church has a team of attorneys who argue that due to the OT practices involved in this sect, they are exempt from any rules that the general pubic is bound to. Decision expected with 3 months.

 

Does this sound like a reasonable religion? Should we allow it here? Or is it criminal, twisted, insane and anyone who participates should be locked up?

 

 

 

 

Why Are We Letting Another ” Religion ” Get Away With It? How Do They Get A Pass?

If Any Of Us Did Any Of What They Do- We Would Be In A Psychiatric Unit Or Prison.

ISLAM- Freedom From Consequences- On Earth That Is.

 

 

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