Trump Stumps CNN..Again…

Well, I’m human. So I’ll come clean right now and admit that maybe perhaps I myself made a mistake. Had I known the double top-secret information at CNN now has perhaps I would have been less lenient on the president initially . I did not have the inside scoop on this one. As it turns out the president requires some hefty changes from the previous presidents. Topping the charts for CNN recently is the fact that he selfishly requires 2 scoops of ice cream. That’s right, you read it correctly.

Covering a presidential campaign has been a rocky road. No easy task. Its shake , rattle and roll, all the time. Its no vanilla assignment.

I am here to publicly apologize to those that I have offended in the past by implying that he like all the others only took one scoop when I was also far from the truth. Today I stand humbled and ready to take full responsibility for my journalism.  I am not Superman. I submit to you- I will double -check all my sources in the future and if something like this should come up again, I will make sure that I have accurate information.

Therefore in conclusion- Let it be known from me right now- Donald Trump the president of the United States is taking 2 scoops of ice cream. As much as it pains me to say it is the truth,  as a reporter I am obligated to speak truth. I have taken worse licks before and bounced right back. I don’t freeze up.

I would appreciate your sensitivity during this time so my family and I can swirl this around in private.


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