I just wanted to update my list of the most risky and frisky adults to keep your kids away from. I actually used to rate certain clowns as #1- followed by any traveling fair roadie that tours through West Virginia that IS NOT A FOOD VENDOR as #2 – and coming in a close 3rd was any Santa Clause that only volunteered at malls.
Times have changed. So my duty to you as a social worker and a fellow parent, is to update you on the current ratings. Today they are as follows. This may shock some, but I have my sources..
1- Catholic Priests.
2- Politicians in DC older then 65.
3- Tie between the fair roadie/ and the Volunteer Santa ( in malls only)
As a matter of fact due to recent developments in my own 15 year involvement in the pedo-priest movement- I am now researching a disturbing question. Do you have to be a priest to be a pedophile- or do you have to be a pedophile to become a priest?
In conclusion, I recommend ( as I do with my little ones still at home) that you do the following;
1-Lift your own children into the rides at the traveling fairs.
2- Pull a chair up next to Santa Clauses knee at the mall- place your child there.
3-Never- under any circumstances allow your child to be in the position with a priest that is pictured above.
That’s all for now and safe parenting!