Mailbag! Questions Only We Dare Answer..

Dear DLMK!,

Do you not get it that Obama was much better then Trump? Personally  I have benefitted more from Obamas contributions to his country then anyone.  By a long shot..

Sincerely,

ISIS

Illegal Immigrants

The very reverend Al $harpton

JayZ

Muslim brotherhood

DLMK!- I can see how an American president would be seen as a threat to you. But it is what it is.
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Dear DLMK,

It is appalling to me to see the selfish motives of Donald Trump . As president we expect him to act presidential. Treat the white house with respect. Honor your wife. Dont spin things and participate in corruption. I feel sick . If only the white house walls could talk. 

Regards,.

William Jefferson Clinton.

DLMK- Mr Clinton, not each president can be the role model you were in the white house. We understand that you honored everything from Hanukkah to Monica while there. Let’s work with what we have .

DLMK


Dear DLMK,

Trump may be a good businessman but he has no right to force prayer time if desired in school and force his beliefs on us. And just because he happens to be straight does not give him any right to judge us and our preferences. He’s trying to separate the sheep from the goats I guess but he isn’t my judge. 

Sincerely, 

Imam Al-mohammed.

Dear Imam,

I think what the president is really trying to avoid is an influx of goats under the roofs of American buildings. Or as you all may call them ” Strip Clubs ” . 

DLMK
Tj

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