Mailbag! Questions Only We Dare Answer…

 Dear DLMK-

You may not realize this, but I am actually a fan of yours. I listen to you on the radio when Tom Brady and I play golf! Its  ” The Donald” here!  Seriously I appreciate what you are doing to help children and do check in occasionally. Today my purpose for writing may be both shocking and a little different. Now that the election is over I can finally let this out-

Believe it or not, back in the gap, Hillary and I went together for a short while -I mean as teens. At the time I had a thing for making music and I broke up with her to head to Tennessee to see how I would do. I didn’t do very well at first and word got through to me through Hillary’s IPAD that she was mocking me all over town.

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It hurt, but I stuck with it, and as a personal favor for myself, I would like you to play a little tune I wrote about the years since then….so please. could you please dedicate  my song ” how do you like me now” to her?  It just feels right. This ones for you Hillary-

( Oh and thanks Toby Keith for making it sound right)                 


 

Dear President Elect Trump- We had no idea!  Enjoy! DLMK Staff~

 


Dear DLMK-

Long time reader, first time writer. I just want to ask your opinion on something. Do you think the Obamas are going to TRASH the place on their last night at the White House? I heard their media consultant JAY-Z was coming in town for the bash. Just wondered what you thought.

Leroy in Texas

 


Dear Leroy,

We have no reason to think any trashing, bashing and destroying will be going on there. If there was any slight hint of this type of behavior, it could have been last week when Obama mentioned that he was going to INSURE his legacy lived on as he ” bounced” out of the White House-  Don’t rely on me anyhow I haven’t checked my latest Urban Dictionary for the latest meaning on ” bounced” in months.

DLMK

 

 

 

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